Well Thanks,
YOU SHOUTED YOUR MESSAGE load and clear.
We do try to maintain a courtious atmosphere.
unless you are asking what your guitar is worth on your first post.![]()
We are hear to spread the good word.
THANKS GUYS FOR NOT HAZING AND ATTACKING PEOPLE I WAS NOT ON THIS OTHER FORUM 24 HOURS BEFORE BEING ATTACKED ON A PERSONAL LEVEL AND BEING CALLED STUPID FOR NOT KNOWING WHERE TO GO ON THERE SITE EVERYTIME YOU WOULD ASK A QUESTION THEY WOULD HAZE YOU AND BEAT YOU UP AND TO ME THATS JUST STUPID. sO MY HATS OFF TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
the pursuit of the perfect tone is about to break my A$$!
Well Thanks,
YOU SHOUTED YOUR MESSAGE load and clear.
We do try to maintain a courtious atmosphere.
unless you are asking what your guitar is worth on your first post.![]()
We are hear to spread the good word.
I ain't hiding from nobody, nobody's hiding from me.
Yes, this place is a great group of guys...
And I hope you didn't take my comment in the "Smartest State" thread as anything but meant in fun..I do like to kid around and most people here know how to take me.. With a big ol' grain of salt.
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Being from the state of Arkansas.. I do reserve the right from time to time to pick on fellows from Texas though...![]()
Welcome aboard, and like Tommy was saying..
Take off the caps lock!Everyone thinks you're screamin' at them..
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Either that little yapping chihuahua can shut the hell up or I'm kicking him off the bridge.-Sumrnitz
"Thank God for barn doors and JMP's!!"
We Here In Texas Will Just Get Our Horses And Ride Of Into The Sunset. Haha! Break Out Our 6 Guns>
the pursuit of the perfect tone is about to break my A$$!
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I thought the saying was "rape the horses and ride off on the women".Originally Posted by gtrplr71
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-Jeremy
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
Do you know what the difference is between an Arizona cowboy and a Texas cowboy?Originally Posted by gtrplr71
An Arizona cowboy has the horseshit on the inside of his boots!!![]()
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Oh shit!! Was that hazing?!? If it was, I take it back!![]()
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH...DITTO ON THE FORUM...I LOVE THIS PLACE!
Oh shit, was I yelling? Sorry...![]()
eeeewwwww...
This isn't one of those drunken "I love you man!"..."No, I love you man!"...."No, I love you man!" moments is it?![]()
Nah...we all suck here![]()
Chris
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Victimized, punished and beat to a bloody pulp hey?
How is the Jackson forum these days![]()
Home of the "Turkmeister Tone Felt Buttons"
Proven to Enhance your Tone!
Lawyers are Idiots!!!
it's like this (texas were men are men and the sheep are scared) haha!
the pursuit of the perfect tone is about to break my A$$!
Well, you can thank Mike W. for thatit's like this (texas where men are men and the sheep are scared) haha!![]()
Where I'm from in TN, we referred to that as "Playing the Field"![]()
A "Level Playing Field" = "One Sheep in a Pen"![]()
A friend of mine got arrested one time for defiling a sheep, the Judge asked him "Son, just what the hell do you think you were doing?". He answered, "Your Honor, I was urinating beside that old barn, and that sheep just backed right up to me".
The Judges said, "Son don't you lie in MY Courtroom, I'll throw you in jail for contempt!". He replied, "But your Honor, a good sheep will do that yo know."![]()
Gotta love it!
Thank You!
Thank You!
I'll be here all week!
LTD
2008 USA Kramer Expo - It's Coming - Be Prepared - Nashville, TN June 20th & 21st 2008
http://www.freewebs.com/djjoinerguitars/index.htm
Hey Now, I'll Give Ya $50 For That There Kramer Young Man!
"Load & Clear" ?Originally Posted by TommysGs
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Glad you Like the forum
Dude's gotta be out there thinking to himself![]()
"so I come on the forum and tell 'em what a joy it appears to be here and they go right for the livestock orientation........."
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Hey gtrplr71, welcome aboard. Just some good old humor. But when ya hit 25 posts and 30 days and the "Klassified" section opens up for your review please be careful on the posts titled "Used Sheep For Sale or Trade"![]()
bahhhhh....Originally Posted by RockStringBender
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-Jeremy
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
There was some talk of this at the last Expo wasn't there...Originally Posted by Lieutenant Dan
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Either that little yapping chihuahua can shut the hell up or I'm kicking him off the bridge.-Sumrnitz
"Thank God for barn doors and JMP's!!"
i believe it made national television. peta was all over it.Originally Posted by WAR IN D
protest and all
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oh hell im outa here
later
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A ROLLING STONE GROWS NO MOSS
Mike'll pay ya two Klines for one of those "good sheep". Don't try to pawn off one of those inferior ones on him either. That dude knows good sheep....and cattle.....and.......
There once was a Mike from Dallas,
Who dated a sheep named Alice.
Got caught by a judge, for givin' her a "nudge"
Now he's doing a cow some malice.
Man, that was really bad.![]()
Chris
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News flash:
Chris Hilliard, aka. sumrnitz, patent holder for the famous "multi-ply resonant body"?, was banned from the Kramer Forum today. Inside sources say he was caught trying to pass off "bad" sheep to members of the KF administration.
Mr. Hilliard refused comment at the time of this newscast.
-Jeremy
"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
I find that very hard to believe- per the sheep rancher's almanac all of Sumrz' sheep for 5 generations have been trained from birth to backup when he entered the barn. I'm totally shocked, SHOCKED I SAY!!!!
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PS- this is getting to the outside edge of RSB humor. Shutting down![]()
Yeah I know...I let Lt. Dan get me into these messes. It's like waving a carrot in front of a horse. Oh crap...not another livestock thing........oh never mind.![]()
Chris
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There once was a man from Allen
Who had a serious Talent,
The sheep were scared
Mike felt dared
And decided to take it out on the cattle.
You know why you always put a cow or a sheep on the edge of a cliff? Makes them back up into you better.
What do sheep say after sex? Not baaaaaaaaahhhhddd.
Bad jokes.
Mike
(Stephan, how many Uncle Dad's do you have? Arkansas joke) he he
Originally Posted by sumrnitz
Pot Shaft, Pot Shaft![]()
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Bet you thought I was gonna say 4 foot ladder didn't you?![]()
i agree this is one of the most helpful sites, and everyone is very nice.![]()
Ooops...pardon me....I'm putting a sign up so people will know where the downhill section of the thread hijack is. There ya go.
Chris
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Originally Posted by sumrnitz
Very clever my Brother, very clever.
And ya had to name him "Petey" didn't ya![]()
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